WORD OF THE DAY / EVERY DAY

FAKE

/ feɪk / adjective

Made to look real,
while quietly admitting
that it isn’t.

Looks convincing

At first glance, anyway.

Feels familiar

That is usually the trick.

Proves nothing

Neither does this website.

AUTHENTICITY METER

LIVE-ish

31%

Plausibly suspicious

Recalculating constantly to avoid accountability.

REVERSE CAPTCHA

Prove you are a robot.

Choose your most mechanical quality.

Awaiting an appropriately robotic response.

DEPARTMENT OF DUBIOUS VERIFICATION

Official tools.
Unofficial results.

Every instrument has been calibrated by someone who seemed confident.

01 / COUNTERFEIT DETECTOR

Scan this website.

Our proprietary technology checks the page against itself.

READY TO DETECT THE OBVIOUS.

02 / PREMIUM REALITY™

Unlock the truth.

Now with fewer opinions and up to 12% more reality.

$0.00 / fact

NO CREDIT CARD. NO FACTS. NO PROBLEM.

03 / OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE

Make it official.

Self-issued credentials for situations where confidence is enough.

04 / VISITOR COUNTER

People are here.

Probably. The counting department works remotely.

8,406

VISITORS CURRENTLY BEING ESTIMATED

UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIALS

01 / 04

“I believed every word until I remembered there were words.”— A. Person, allegedly

*Testimonial authenticity has not been tested because that would ruin it.

THE AUTHENTICITY TEST

Is this real?

TRUTH REQUESTSTANDBY

Result: inconclusive. Suspiciously inconclusive.

FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS

FAQ*

*Answers subject to revision, denial, or sudden disappearance.

Is anything on this website true?

Yes. The website exists. Our legal team asked us to stop there.

Who verified the verified badge?

The badge verified itself using a badge-shaped mirror.

Can I get a refund on reality?

Reality is provided “as is” and may contain mornings, taxes, and buffering.

Why does the visitor count keep changing?

People arrive. People leave. Numbers panic. It is a natural process.